Thursday, November 26, 2009

Let's Eat

With a holiday based on eating upon us, now seems like a good time for a post based on food.

It's possible, depending on where you get your information, you've heard the argument for not eating meat because of its environmental impact. I've heard Bill Maher make it. I read a piece in The Atlantic. The Times has taken on the topic. The problem with this argument, other than it's not entirely true, is that it relies on an unrealistic assumption. It assumes that it's a possibility that there will ever be a time when every person would give up meat. I'm sorry, but that's unrealistic.

I grew up surrounded by biologists, and I'm a firm believer in the food chain. Humans have reached the top of that chain. Certainly, there's a moral argument that can be made. We're intelligent, and sometimes compassionate, beings. We're fully capable of getting all nutrients without eating meat. I'm not gonna disagree that it's possible to do it, but never will there be a time when every person will. Intelligence and compassion won't overcome the fact that we're on top of that food chain. Now, that's not to say that we can't use that intelligence and compassion to do better.

If there's one thing I can agree with PETA on, it's that factory farmed animals are treated terribly. I don't intend to go into great detail, but if you're interested in what goes on at Concentrated Animal Feed-lot Operations (CAFOs), you can find great detail from The Omnivore's Dilemma or Food Inc. Simply, the animals we are generally fed are forced to live in conditions that are disgusting. These conditions lead to the spread of bacteria. Because of this, they are given copious amounts of antibiotics. It's believed that this could be responsible for certain serious infections.

Further, PETA makes a valid argument that factory farmed meat is not environmentally friendly. However, they take it a step too far when they claim that it's all meat. Yes, cow farts do release methane, and it is bad for the environment. This is why people must cut down on their consumption of meat. If we didn't have CAFOs filled with an ass-load of cows, we'd drastically cut down on that methane. Also, the machinery used and the shipping of these products long distances makes a huge carbon footprint. In the end, yes, PETA, if everyone gave up meat, the environment would be better served. But you're never going to see that society, and arguing for it only makes you appear more bat-shit crazy. There are other more realistic answers to these problems.

First, as I mentioned in the last paragraph, people need to eat less meat. That's just step one. If you don't think we eat too much meat, then perhaps this anecdote will make it clearer. I was speaking to The Princess about this very problem, and she told me a story about a gathering of folks to a sort of potluck. She, being a somewhat healthy and responsible eater, looked for something that didn't contain meat. It would be a difficult task, as there wasn't any. For a moment, she thought the green beans would be safe, but as it turned out someone put bacon in there. We can't even eat vegetables without bacon!

Now, I said less because, like most of you, I don't want to give up meat entirely. There are options for meat that are local. Trust me, no matter where you live there is locally farmed meat. You can try a food co-op or a CSA. You could try your local farmer's market. I bet there's even a local market that sells local meat.

Those local meats will most likely be fed a better diet (not corn or soy), and they probably won't be injected with hormones and antibiotics. If you don't think these things are a problem, again, I encourage you to read Michael Pollan or see Food Inc. But if you can't find something local, I know you can find better, sustainable meats at Target and Whole Foods. Sadly, you might have to read the packaging to find out. I know it's rough to do some reading, but you can manage. Applegate Farms is a good place to start, they even make hot dogs and bacon for your green beans!

Finally, the environmental impact extends beyond meats. This argument was presented by the Times, and if you follow the earlier like from The Atlantic, there's more about it.

I wasn't sure I ever wanted to write a post about this, as I've always felt food was a matter of personal opinion. I mean, I enjoy Immortal Technique's Beef & Broccoli:

first of all being a vegetarian should
never be associated with being
a revolutionary or being open-minded.
that's a dietary choice.

[...]

you know i don't
criticize people for eating moss,
then don't open your fucking mouth
about my food, man. i like beef
and broccoli motherfucker.

However, I do believe food has an enormous impact environmentally. And this is something that's usually left out of the global warming talks. I don't know why Al Gore doesn't seem to get around to it. He's such a smart guy, and I can't imagine he can't see the reasoning. Perhaps he felt it was too much to take on oil and Big Agriculture.

Whether it's meat, soy, corn, or anything, our food comes from somewhere. We've become used to eating everything whenever we want it. Not all things can be grown all year, and they might have to come from South America, Mexico, or somewhere even farther away.

And while I don't intend to give up meat, I do think we should expect our farmers to treat animals with some compassion. They can be fed their natural diet. They don't have to stand in their own waste thus needing antibiotics that could be making us resistant to them. They don't have to be injected with hormones so that they are so big they can't support their own weight. They don't have to be caged. I don't think those are too much to ask.

This is a huge topic, and I know I've left things out and generalized. I strongly encourage readers to follow the links on this one. And check out books and movies that might give you more info. I mean, Martha Stewart gets it, I don't see why you can't.

One more thing, with it being Thanksgiving, I would like to add that I'm thankful that Me Ma bought a turkey that was locally farmed without any of the nonsense. It should be a good meal.

Crippes

Saturday, November 21, 2009

I've Never Watched This Much CSPAN-2

As my uncle mistakenly thought Kiss said, "I wanna rock and roll all night, and discuss a debate."

I thought it was gonna be like Battle Of The Century in the Senate today, but it really wasn't. Early in the day the Democrats appear to have the 60 votes they need to move forward. And by move forward, I mean that they can now have a floor debate on the health care bill. They'll strip it down and include things that will prevent it's goal. Let's all be thankful the least democratic body of our government will prevent health care for those who don't have it.

That's probably a whole other post, but something did bother me about the debate I watched today. I understand the abortion issue is very important to people. I have my opinion on it, and I doubt you can't guess it. But I find it appalling that I'm seeing it take over this debate. The problem of people dying because they don't have insurance, the problem of people going broke for the same reason, the many other problems we have due to health care do not have anything to do with abortion. Some ass-hat from Michigan (and he was a Democrat) got a bug up his ass and decided to throw some language into the House bill. This was counterproductive.

Issues of conscience often clog debate over serious problems in this country. W. won an election by going on about these issues (i.e. gay marriage and abortion). There were far greater problems, but when you toss those in, people get feisty. Logical and coherent thought goes out the window.

I watched Sen. Hatch go on about it for what felt like an hour this morning. He then had Sen. Brownback of Kansas going on about it. Brownback was actually concerned for the people who couldn't afford a plan that doesn't offer elective abortion coverage. Why the hell does anyone care?! If you're lucky enough to get health care coverage, then why does it matter if your plan offers something that you don't have to ever use? It's not as if you're going to be forced to have an abortion because it's covered by your plan. For personal reasons, I don't like to use narcotics. My plan certainly would cover them if a doctor prescribed them. I'm not in need of a plan that does cover them. It's ludicrous to assume I would.

It's terribly frustrating to watch something as important as this be hijacked by these kinds of issues. As important as the unborn are to the pro-life crowd, you'd think the living would be as big of a concern. I'm afraid it seems that they're more concerned with this aspect than giving coverage to the millions who don't have it.

Frankly, Senators Hatch and Brownback aren't going to vote for any health care bill that does anything good for the people. They're just trying to obstruct progress by getting people fired up over an issue that has little place in this debate.

Crippes

I'd like to add that I'm currently working on another post that's taking me some extra time. I hope to finish it this week. This was just to give the readers something.

Oh, did you hear that Tim Lincecum is better than you?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Yesteryear Man

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have made an amazing discovery. This is the kind of discovery that can change humanity forever. Are you ready?!

I HAVE DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL!!!!

I know what you're thinking.

"What the fuck, Mr. The King! How have you done this epic thing?! DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor?"

No, I wasn't that creative. I just stumbled upon it, and it isn't an exact science. I was only able to transport back to 1992-ish, 1984-ish, and 1967-ish. Are you ready for how I did it?

A remote control.

I know! I just flipped through the TV listings. I found that 90210 is on, and it's to be followed by Melrose Place. Then, I found that V is on. Upon further review, I realized The Prisoner was on, too. I would've thought that they was just reruns, but the TV said they were new.

KNOCK KNOCK

Oh, I wonder who that could be? Hold on a second, folks.

Well, it's Dr. Emmett Brown (or Christopher Lloyd on LSD).

What's that, Doc?

I haven't invented time travel?

They're just remakes?

Oh, well...ah...this is embarrassing. Here I was going on about... Ha... Uh... Well, if I had a nickel for every time I mistook time travel for the unoriginality of Hollywood... Uh...

Crippes

The title of this post is thanks to the song "Yesterday Man" by Chris Andrews, which I have been dancing to throughout most of this post.

Friday, November 6, 2009

In Timmy's Honor

Tim Lincecum was busted with 3.3 grams of marijuana.

To be honest, I don't find this the least bit shocking. I didn't find it shocking when Michael Phelps was photographed with a bong. These men are from my generation, roughly my age, and this is what people I know do. Why we would hold our athletes and celebrities to higher standards than we can expect from most of our youth is beyond me.

Now, you have to wonder why we have anyone in our prisons for anything to do with marijuana. If it's something we're generally ok with our President doing, then why is this even a criminal offense? Certainly one of the people we could blame right now is Chuck Grassley.

Senator Jim Webb (D-VA) is doing something that should've been done a long time ago. He's taking a look at our prison system. I encourage you to read the article, but this is simply what he aims to look into:

Importantly, what are we going to do about drug policy - the whole area of drug policy in this country?

And how does that affect sentencing procedures and other alternatives that we might look at?

What does this have to do with Chuck Grassley? Well, he's introducing an amendment to the commission Webb has proposed:

AMENDMENT intended to be proposed by Mr. GRASSLEY
….
SEC. ll. RESTRICTIONS ON AUTHORITY.
The Commission shall have no authority to make findings related to current Federal, State, and local criminal justice policies and practices or reform recommendations that involve, support, or otherwise discuss the decriminalization of any offense under the Controlled Substances Act or the legalization of any controlled substance listed under the Controlled Substances Act.

Well, that's certainly going to be helpful. I mean, why should anyone ever be allowed to make reform recommendations about decriminalization of a law that makes criminals out of 15 million Americans (and that's regular users, it's over 100 million if you count the ones who've tried it)? This attitude that it's something to never be talked about is based in ignorance. There are countless studies and statistics out there, some of which I've posted on this blog in the past, that any logical person could use to make an argument for decriminalization at least.

Even without the numbers we can easily see the lack of danger posed by marijuana. Tim Lincecum is a Cy Young winning pitcher (let's hope for a 2 time Cy Young this year). Michael Phelps won enough gold to strike it rich if he just sent it off to Cash 4 Gold. B-Rock went to Harvard Law and managed to become the President. So, it certainly doesn't ruin every life. It's not as if all of those 15 million Americans are working in low level jobs. Highly functioning (no pun intended) people in the workforce surely smoke marijuana.

Obviously there is a downside to marijuana. I'm sure I would've been a hell of a lot more productive in my youth if I hadn't found dope so young. But there is a downside to every drug, including the legal drugs alcohol and tobacco. Certainly neither of those helped me in my production either.

Further, I'm not a parent, and I'm sure it's a very difficult thing to figure out what to tell your children about drugs. But as parents, most would ask that their kids be honest with them. I would think the best way to do that is to lead by example, and to be honest with your children. They're going to admire people who use drugs, it's inevitable. Chances are, with that 100 million figure, you might be one of them. A smart man once told me that drugs are a part of life, not a way of life. I think that sounds like a good place to start.

I won't act as though I have all the answers to the problem of drugs, but I'm happy that one Senator is finally asking the right questions. For too long we've avoided any conversation about this problem. Grassley is trying to continue that trend. I truly hope it doesn't happen.

Crippes

Saturday, October 31, 2009

I'm Not A Blanket

I have, as I mentioned, been working on a personal statement. It's really quite intense, and writing about other intense things from the current events is the last thing I want to do. Something goofy and funny seems better. And since I'm in the mode of writing about myself, here's a brief story.

When I was a child I had this stuffed thing that was a couch potato. If you click on that link, you'll find that apparently they're vintage. I'm not sure how I got it, but I suppose it was fitting for the child that I was. In any event, one year I wanted to be that couch potato for Halloween. Me Ma, being the wonderful woman she was, made me a costume. I don't really remember what it looked like, but I believe she still has it.

So, what I can tell you is that apparently to people I looked like a blanket. I don't know why a child would dress as a blanket, but that's what some thought. I was trick or treating and house after house kept getting wrong what I was. I was not pleased with their ignorance of the greatness that was the couch potato. I became rather frustrated, and I would walk up to houses and say, rather ardently as I understand it, "I'm not a blanket!"

That's one of my favorite stories of my youth. I thought it might be fitting to share it on this Halloween. Hope everyone has a safe and bitchin' night.

I'm still not a blanket,
Crippes

Oh: Should I ever find a photo of myself in this costume as a boy, I'll consider posting it.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Maybe tomorrow?

Nothing to write. It's been a busy week of writing a personal statement. Sorry.

Crippes

Friday, October 23, 2009

International Day Of Climate Action

Tomorrow is in fact International Day of Climate Action. By no means am I an expert in climate change, but I do think it's a major issue. Perhaps the most serious issue facing humanity. The fact is that it will effect (One day I'll learn the difference between affect and effect, anyone wanna help? Needless to say, I'm guessing I'm using the right one there.) all of us. As usual, Mr. Carlin said something on this issue:



Now, I can't fully agree with him. And let's remember that he's a comedian and his first job is to make us laugh. Furthermore, this was several years ago, and Carlin was a smart man. So, I have to believe he came around to the environmental movement a little more. However, he makes an excellent point. We won't destroy the planet. We will just make in uninhabitable for humans. "The people will be fucked," as he put it.

Then, there's this: Belief in Global Warming is Waning

Just 57 percent think there is solid evidence the world is getting warmer, down 20 points in just three years, a new poll says. And the share of people who believe pollution caused by humans is causing temperatures to rise has also taken a dip, even as the U.S. and world forums gear up for possible action against climate change.
In a poll of 1,500 adults by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press, released Thursday, the number of people saying there is strong scientific evidence that the Earth has gotten warmer over the past few decades is down from 71 percent in April of last year and from 77 percent when Pew started asking the question in 2006. The number of people who see the situation as a serious problem also has declined.

Jesus, that means 43% of the people think global warming might not be happening. 21% of people in New Jersey think Obama might be the Anti-Christ. I mean, I thought it was just Jersey that was fucking nuts, but no. The rest of American is almost as insane. Yes, I think denying global warming and believing our President to be the Anti-Christ are on the same level of insane.

I'm not gonna find you the evidence to prove it. It's out there, and some media outlets are doing their jobs.

So, do something nice for humanity tomorrow. Ride a bike somewhere. Walk somewhere. Write a member of Congress about the issue. If you're in that 43%, read about how this problem actually exists.

Crippes

Quick notes:

Anyone else love watching the dogs lose to the Phillies? I did.

That's all for this week.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

More Discussion

I'd apologize to those who don't want to read more of this conversation, but it's my blog and I'll do as I please. So, more from The Old Man:

I have to admit (and this is why I waited a day to comment so I could think about it) to being absolutely flabbergasted regarding your concerns about the Republican response. I'd be the first to admit that I'm more of a Democratic Party zealot (despite its failings) than most, but please. You read "American Lion" for crying out loud--do you think Old Hickory (and honestly, sometimes to his and the country's detriment) spent a lot of time worrying about what his opponents' reaction would be? Further, it wasn't the Republicans who hijacked the healthcare debate (and I'd question that assessment, too--it's still moving forward and we may still see a decent bill out of this) but a lazy media, weak-willed Democrats, and a gazillion dollars from the insurance industry that slowed it down. Look, Democrats faced the same shit (though it in a wireless world it didn't get quite the attention it gets now) when we tried to start Social Security in the thirties and Medicare in the sixties--and we rammed them through both times. Contrary to what the media would have you believe, polls show that the Republicans reponse to health care has not changed the American people feelings about either their party or healthcare--their approval ratings have not improved an iota (Dems have lost their base a little due to frustration is the cause of the closing of the gap)and roughly the same amount of people still support the public option. Republicans have nothing to say and nothing to offer and their voice just doesn't matter.

Suppose for a moment that the "vision" B-rock has doesn't get accomplished come 2012. The Nobel folks have just given a hell of a talking point to the Republicans during that election. While I share your belief that "Republicans have nothing to say and nothing to offer," I don't think I can agree that their voice doesn't matter. It will matter a great deal to the election in 2012.

I'll be the first to admit that the prospects the right will be throwing out there are nothing to be afraid of. However, this is a nation that gave Richard Nixon over 60% of the vote when it was known that he was involved in Watergate. I want to have faith in the people to make intelligent decisions, but I don't think we're there yet.

Furthermore, while I agree that it's still possible that a decent bill can come from the health care debate (and I just watched Schumer from NY give me more hope on Maddow), I don't like to get too confident. I don't want to underestimate my opponent. They can still hold this thing up long enough to fuck it up. I don't think it likely that they can stall until the midterms; however, I don't want to say it's not a possibility.

And yes, I have read American Lion, but I don't think there's a Democrat with the balls of Old Hickory these days. Though, Grayson did impress me. Hell, I've read Franklin And Winston and I don't think we have Democrats with the balls that FDR did. So, while we rammed things through in the 30's and 60's, I'm not certain we can still do it today. There might be too many "weak-willed Democrats" and the "lazy media" isn't doing its job.

Frankly, I'm a fan of the SF Giants. I will always have hope. I want to believe that great things are possible. I'm just waiting for something to get done. And I don't want to light a fire under the ass of the right, at least not before we achieve our goals.

Crippes

Friday, October 9, 2009

Thank Jebus For The Old Man

Since few probably read the comments, I'm gonna post one.

The Old Man:

First off, Bishop Tutu won a Peace Prize for his work to end Apartheid in South Africa ten years before Apartheid actually ended there. Jimmy Carter won a Peace Prize for his work in the Middle East, and unfortunately, as we all know, peace is still somewhat elusive in that region. Obama's accomplishment? The people of the world trust us again, are again looking to us for guidance--don't think that sounds like much? After eight years of the utter disaster that was George W. Bush, that is a monumental accomplishment. I'll be the first to admit I've had my ups and downs with the Obama administration, but not in this area. We're thinking again--it's not just hell, let's shoot 'em all up.
As for giving the Republicans more to bitch about, who gives a shit? What, it's going to get worse than carrying pictures of Obama looking like Hitler, out and out racism. calling him a socialist, denying he's an American citizen, thinking he's the anti-Christ (36% of New Jersey Republicans believe--think about that, actually fucking believe--he's the anti-Christ)? My feelings are, basically, fuck 'em if they can't take the joke.
Personally, I think the vote was a big fuck you to Republicans for their cheering Chicago losing the Olympics.
And to think I'm un-American because I opposed a war we were lied into and has killed thousands of Americans...jeez, I guess I should have just cheered American failure and complained about our President winning a prestigious prize, and I, too, could have been a true American patriot...

And you know I love to respond.

First, I'd like to thank The Old Man for helping me realize what I wanted to say. Tutu and Carter certainly won before their goal was realized. However, Tutu had been working against Apartheid for 8 years prior to winning his prize. And Carter spent almost 30 years working for peace in a region that's damn near impossible to gain it.

So, what really gets me about this is that I think our standards for philanthropy are lowering. We're a society that would consider several of our celebrities philanthropists. Let's take Oprah, because it's fun, who is worth $2.7 billion. How often do we hear someone in the media fellate her for all she's done? Or Michael Jackson. When he died, I heard a ton about all his charity. This is a guy who had an amusement park in his backyard. Here are people who probably don't give more, by percentage, than a lot of people who most wouldn't consider a philanthropist. But their sum is large due to large income.

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize after a few months is just another sign of this. I think we can expect more of people. But perhaps I expect too much. And perhaps I will sell out one day. I could eventually strike it rich and keep all my money. Not a day goes by that I don't fear that possibility in me. But I hope, sincerely, that I don't do that. I hope I can live up to the standards I think we all could.

Furthermore, I do care that Republicans have more to bitch about. We've seen what they can do with a little bitching. They've hijacked the health care debate. They will hijack the climate change debate. They can go pretty far with their bitching.

Finally, I didn't congratulate the man for winning the award. I should have. I do think it's fantastic. I think it's a good day for America, and I'm glad our standing in the world is improving. Though, I truly hope that he does take this as a call for action. I do hope that this lights a fire under his ass. I like his vision, too. I just didn't want to be too quick to reward it; I'm a cynic after all.

One more thing, I really love the comments, folks. Nothing inspires me more than discussion.

Crippes

One Day I Will Write A Post On Feminism

Sadly, that won't be today. My fifth attempt at such a post failed again. I'll get it right one day.

Because that failed, this post will be mediocre.

First, B-Rock won the Nobel Peace Prize. I don't want to side with conservatives or the Taliban, but I'm not sold on this.

It's not that he's done nothing. It's not that I think he won't go on to do more. But I don't think he's done enough. And I don't think someone can be rewarded because of their "vision" of the future.

The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

I mean, this is like giving the Oscar to Spike Jonze for Where The Wild Things Are already. He had a vision for an epic movie. Doesn't really matter how it turns out.

Furthermore, did we really need to give the right-wing more to bitch about? This is gonna give the whiners more to whine about. It just seems unnecessary.

In the end, this really isn't that big of a deal. It doesn't give him any extra power. It'll just be a nice story to tell the grandkids when he's old.

Second, I have another complaint. Why did the Democrats start with the compromise in the health care (or in this country, death prevention) debate?

If I were going to buy something that was priced at $100, and I only wanted to pay $75, that's probably not the place to start the bidding. I'm certainly not good at haggling, but I know you start with something outrageous.

See, if the Democrats had started with single-payer (Medicare for all), then the public option could have been the compromise. Who knows what shitty compromise we'll end up with now.

Frankly, I don't really understand why single-payer was never on the table. It seemed easier to describe to the American public. It seemed that it would create jobs. It seemed that the only people who would've gotten hurt were the insurance giants.

Honestly, I probably could've handled that.

Third, I fucking hate the Dodgers. The Cardinals suck. This might be the worst post season I've ever had to witness. Who does one pull for in a Yankees/Dodgers series? A Angels/Dodgers series? Any combination that doesn't involve the Twins?

Last, I hate the cold weather.

Crippes