The Origin Of Crippes

I've been asked several times over the years where the name Crippes comes from. In fact, I was asked just this morning. The fantastic name Crippes comes from Luxembourg. Upon hearing this, many people ask me about Luxembourg. Where is it? What language do they speak? And so on...

Well, I've done some research over the years. I've found out all kinds of cool stuff about the wonderful land of Luxembourg.

Allow me to share:

-The people are called Luxembourgers. And there are under a half million Luxembourgers.

-The capitol of Luxembourg is Luxembourg. And it looks like a fantastic city.



-They speak French, German, and Luxembourgish. Apparently, they never write in Luxembourgish, and most official business is done in French.

-Their economy is doing well. They have low unemployment. They have even convinced some internet start-up companies to base themselves there.

-Alcohol, cigarettes, and gas are cheaper there than most places in Europe. So, the people of the surrounding countries flock there for all these things.

-They are a constitutional monarchy ruled by a Grand Duke. I'm thinking this is the job I would like one day. Grand Duke Crippes. It has a nice ring to it.

-Luxembourg is known for its radio and television stations. Awesome.

-They have a volunteer army, and it's now up to around 800 members. It's no wonder that Germany rolled over them.

-As far as I can tell, they've had 7 athletes compete in the Olympics. They've won one gold medal. And I believe only one other silver medal. Hopefully I can become a citizen. Then, I will win a medal for Luxembourg in curling. A girl can dream.

Those are some of the fun things I have learned. If you find this nearly as fascinating as I do, then you can read more. This too. And this.

I think I should move to Luxembourg to connect with my heritage,
Grand Duke Crippes